May 2013
fuckoff-mondays:
When you listen to a song you used to listen to ages ago and you get that weird as fuck spine chilling feeling as you remember how your life was at that point in time
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I just want you to tell me you love me and that everything will be okay, even if its a lie. But instead you act like im being childish for being upset about this. All i want is a hug when i tell you whats going on and all you do is sit there and say oh. You dont even look at me. I just want you to love me.
doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
hellolxsa:
i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to...
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:
f-r-eckled:
im like 25% funny and 85% bad at math
that’s 110%
wait I just got the joke
at a supermarket
mom: ok you wait in line i forgot to get the milk
me: ok
me:
me:
me:
me: mom where are you please
me: mom please the line is moving fast
me: mom i cant breathe where are you it's almost my turn
employee: next
me:
employee:
me: faints
indiandaughter:
i’ll pay you $7 to have a crush on me
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
fluttershwee:
benoistmelissas:
DO
NOT
SPEAK
TO ME
WHEN
I HAVE
HEADPHONES
ON
JESUS
CHRIST
have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it
because i have
